if I had a dollar for everytime someone called me ugly I’d be broke cause I’m perfect lol later losers
are tectonic plates dishwasher safe?
Ummmm, no? That’s really stupid. Tectonic plates aren’t plates like the kind you can get at the store. Pay attention in school more often please, your stupidity hurts my eyes~
That’s the sound of the joke going right over your head.
so in biology, this kid kept looking at his crotch and moving his hands back and forth, and we were all wondering what he was doing and the teacher saw and told him to show her what he was doing and hE WAS FUCKING CROCHETING UNDER HIS JACKET OMG. HE HAD A BALL OF YARN ABOUT THE SIZE OF HIS HEAD AND A SCARF ABOUT 3/4 OF HIS HEIGHT
there could be a ghost aggressively breakdancing beside you right now and you’d have no idea
- mom: you should clean your room at some point
- me: the stars are not in position
- mom: what
- me: stars.
- me: cant do it
- me: not today
you’re mama is so fat that when she’s steps on a scale it says a high number